Funny Status Ideas

If you've had your name called over the PA system at a grocery store, you're now famous enough to compete on Dancing with the Stars.

Cell phones ruined pushing people in the pool.

There is a great need for sarcasm a font.

This salad bar needs less salad and more bar.

Musicians: Stop it with hidden tracks. It's like serving me dinner, then making me search the kitchen for dessert.

Wondering how many of your followers are jerks? Just post something with a typo. That's like their mating call.

how stupid are some people to require instructions on a bottle of shampoo to tell you not to freakin drink it?