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#1219
Goodbye Qwikster. Now I'll go back to using you as a nickname for my penis.
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#1218
Sometimes when I’m carrying one of my sleeping children I’m tempted to wake them up & say “You’re gonna do this for me in 20 years, right?”
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#1217
Old MacDonald had a really bad scrabble hand. E-I-E-I-O
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#1216
Out of all the possible utensils that could have been invented to eat rice with, how did two sticks win?
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#1215
NASA's planning a mission to clean up space debris. Will they wear orange spacesuits? I want to do that for my community service.
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#1214
Sadly, 50 percent of marriages in this country end in divorce. Could be worse though, the other half end in death.
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#1213
I like to wear khakis and a red shirt to Target and when people ask I yell "Do I look like I freaking work here?
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