Funny Status Ideas

There is a great need for sarcasm a font.

This salad bar needs less salad and more bar.

Musicians: Stop it with hidden tracks. It's like serving me dinner, then making me search the kitchen for dessert.

Wondering how many of your followers are jerks? Just post something with a typo. That's like their mating call.

how stupid are some people to require instructions on a bottle of shampoo to tell you not to freakin drink it?

They say that half of life is just showing up. But they won't tell me where.

Does Hallmark make a Get Well card for a boss that suggests they take their time with it?