Funny Status Ideas

These police take Hide and Seek really seriously.

A Genie once asked me "Do you want a long penis or a good memory?" I forget my response.

A bus is a vehicle that travels twice as fast when you are after it as when you are on it.

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

No matter how much you play tennis, you'll never be as good as a wall.

When I was a kid, "underwear bomber" meant throwing my dirty underwear on my brother's face from the top bunk.

Why do the advertisements for women razors show a woman shaving a leg that already has no hair on it?