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#1268
Halloween is the season for haunted hayrides. How much would your afterlife suck if you were forced to haunt hay for eternity?
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#1267
I'm a cubic zirconia in the rough.
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#1266
I've been trying to throw away my garbage can for 7 months.
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#1265
There's enough alcohol in my house to put me in the hospital yet I'm completely sober. Does that mean I'm an adult?
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#1264
A plastic surgeon gets paid way more than a tire mechanic even though they both get paid to fix flats.
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#1263
According to new research, too much sex can cause temporary amnesia. Finally, something that explains my photographic memory.
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#1262
Why do they call it "the birds and the bees"? I can't imagine those two getting freaky with each other.
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