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#1275
Relationships are like farts, you shouldn't force one that's not there or the end result could be crappy.
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#1274
Double Dare was a great parallel of life. If you're too dumb to succeed using your brain, you'd better be good at physical labor.
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#1273
Nurse, "There's a man in the waiting room who claims he's invisible." Doctor, "Tell him I can't see him."
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#1272
I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing.
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#1271
Facebook is still the best way to keep in touch with people you don't want to keep in touch with.
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#1270
I want "Wake me if anything cool happens" on my tombstone.
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#1269
Why do people say "Nice to meet you" before I've even said anything? How do you know it's nice to meet me? I'm a jerk.
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