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#1282
Shouldn't old people drive faster than everyone else since they have less time left to waste?
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#1281
I'm so glad we could finally reconnect after all these years because I'd really like your help on my virtual farm.
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#1280
Feel free to use the "or less" feature of your 140 characters.
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#1279
Even if I have no idea why you broke up but I see you went from a relationship to single on Facebook, I'm clicking Like just to stir the pot.
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#1278
When I gave my wife a cookbook as a gift, she learned how to bake a cake, how to sauté, and exactly how hard she can throw a book at my head.
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#1277
Tried explaining Twitter to my dad, but his "why would you want to do that?" argument was pretty bulletproof.
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#1276
Mom taught me "if you can't say anything nice, don't say anything at all". I ended up mute for most of the 90s.
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