Funny Status Ideas

They say you should just be yourself in a job interview, but what if you actually WANT the job?

The Libyan leader is dead...the attempt on Doc Brown's life has finally been avenged.

Technically, Humpty Dumpty died a crack head.

When sitting next to a McDonalds playland and a parent asks "Which one is yours?"The correct answer is NOT "I haven’t picked one out yet!"

Do people's maids take off the whole month of October? Everywhere I look, their houses are dirty with a ton of cobwebs.

If most of your best friends names start with the letter '@' then you need to get off the computer.

I bet if you could understand Morse Code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy.