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Guys! I kept my cell phone on during take-off and it didn't do anyt

Wiring a place for technology is easy. Wiring people for technology is hard.

I don't need a flashlight to find my way around in the dark. I have shins for that.

I was a pretty disappointed as a kid when I found out that "debut" was not pronounced the way it's spelled.

Over 10,000 birds die a year from crashing in windows. They must still be using Vista.

Just gave my two weeks notice at the Halloween store. Jerks didn't even seem upset.

I bet M.C. Escher gave the worst directions ever.