Funny Status Ideas

Facebook should have a limit on the number of times you can change your relationship status. After 3 or so it should default to "Unstable".

Halloween Tip: Before you say, "Great zombie costume!" make sure the person isn't just incredibly ugly.

If you're buying a cell phone in England, be aware that the camera adds 10£.

Snooki just wrote another book, which is an amazing accomplishment considering she's still trying to learn how to read her first one.

"I just launched a new fragrance!" is a great way to announce a fart.

Just realized Siri only works on iPhone 4S. No idea who the lady I've been talking to is.

Women only fake it in bed because men fake everything to get them there.