Funny Status Ideas

Are rhinos just unicorns with a thyroid problem?

It would be awesome to make a cow laugh until milk squirted out of her nose.

I'm going to get a tattoo of a grape. Over time it will wrinkle and become a raisin.

I wonder how many seals escape being eaten by great white sharks because the sharks have mistaken them for surfers.

How am I supposed to accept that a monkey as curious as George would never figure out the name of the "Man in the Yellow Hat"?

Guys! I kept my cell phone on during take-off and it didn't do anyt

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