Funny Status Ideas

If you're buying a cell phone in England, be aware that the camera adds 10£.

Snooki just wrote another book, which is an amazing accomplishment considering she's still trying to learn how to read her first one.

"I just launched a new fragrance!" is a great way to announce a fart.

Just realized Siri only works on iPhone 4S. No idea who the lady I've been talking to is.

Women only fake it in bed because men fake everything to get them there.

How the hell was Cinderella the only woman with that shoe size in the entire kingdom?

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