Funny Status Ideas

There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.

You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.

90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with.

Ever seen Cookie Monster’s feet? No! That’s diabetes for you.

Let's hope the jokes about Kim Kardashian's marriage don't last longer than Kim Kardashian's marriage.

Billion dollar idea: Make a prescription drug that gets rid of the side effects of all of the other prescription drugs.

Before I get married, I plan to have my fiance run for president so any bad stuff he's done comes out.