Funny Status Ideas

Earthquakes are just God listening to Hey Ya.

Every time a friend starts a sentence with, "I went to a psychic," I yell, "SPOILER ALERT!" and cover my ears.

Seasickness usually comes in waves.

Would Jesus wear a "What would I do?" sticker?

‎"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.

I'm a little worried we all might have missed our last Halloween where we could go as Lindsay Lohan without it being "too soon."

Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.