Funny Status Ideas

Seasickness usually comes in waves.

Would Jesus wear a "What would I do?" sticker?

‎"What if" statements can easily become regrets when looking back on the past. However, when looking ahead, they are pro-active and forward-thinking.

I'm a little worried we all might have missed our last Halloween where we could go as Lindsay Lohan without it being "too soon."

Take a look at trending topics and you'll realize why they have to write "do not eat" on dry silica packets.

There are lies, damn lies, and then there are profile pictures.

You will attract attention if wearing a skirt on a windy day. This is doubly true if you are a man.