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#1373
I have sexdaily! Crap, I mean dyslexia.
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#1372
I won $3 million on the lottery this weekend so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75.
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#1371
In a thousand or so years, archaeologists are going to dig up tanning beds and think we cooked people as punishment.
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#1370
Leron Tonge
1,000,000 sperm and you were the fastest?
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#1369
If anyone's interested, I'll be signing books today at Barnes & Noble from 3 pm until I'm removed by security.
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#1368
You are NOT beautiful on the inside. I've taken anatomy classes. Gross stuff.
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#1367
Funny how, when you honk at me for stopping to let one car go, I suddenly get the urge to let five or six cars go.
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