Funny Status Ideas

I either just saw a girl with a mustache, or a guy who looked like a girl....with a mustache.

I lol'd. = I laugh out louded.

How much do you think Tom would freak out if we all went back to MySpace right now?

If money doesn't grow on trees, then why do banks have branches?

Cocaine dealers are always sticking their business in other people's noses.

Taking an extended break from Facebook. Be back in 15 minutes.

Movember just reminds me that I inherited my Dad's inability to grow facial hair. Why couldn't I be more like my mom?