Funny Status Ideas

If the earth is the third planet from the sun, isn't every country a third world country?

Promises are a bit like babies. Fun to make but hard to deliver.

I've always been afraid to talk to girls. I'm hoping this is something I can conquer, particularly as my daughter is just turning 8.

Going to see my favorite gay shoe-maker. That fruit cobbler always makes me smile!

Asked my wife if she thought my mustache was sexy, but then she remembered a joke she heard earlier and was laughing too hard to answer.

I'm proud to be part of a generation that was once mesmerized by Lite-Brites but now complains if we can't stream HD video on our phones.

Life is about what path you take and my ex chose the psychopath.