Funny Status Ideas

No matter how old you are, an empty Christmas wrapping paper tube is still a light saber.

I was just dishonorably discharged from Old Navy.

In school, the only thing group projects ever taught me was that I hate other people.

Charlie Brown should see a Good Grief counselor.

I wish people had a brightness setting.

Alcohol is not the answer. It just makes you forget the question.

To do list: 1. Become a red head 2. Learn martial arts 3. Be named the "Ginga Ninja"