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#17227
ZYuppi
Whenever I panic about my eventual death I think "Someday an oldies station will play Ke$ha," and I'm no longer afraid.
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#17226
Florida
I just found out cockfighting is done with roosters. That's 12 months of training wasted.
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#17225
Solar power is just nuclear power from a safe distance.
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#17224
Showers are just big sinks, and we're the dishes.
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#17223
I don't know what I'd do without Facebook. But I'm sure it would be something more productive.
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#17222
ZYuppi
If you fill a Whoopee cushion with gravy it adds a great new twist to a classic practical joke.
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#17221
Xyuppi
Just opened my Electric bill and my Water bill at the same time. I was shocked
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