Funny Status Ideas

Alice in Wonderland without hesitation drank a bottle labeled "Drink Me" leading me to believe she'd be very popular at frat parties.

Beauty is only skin deep but that's ok because my eyes can't see any farther than that.

I'm sorry. Did the middle of my sentence interrupt the beginning of yours?

A picture may tell a thousand words, but Photoshop turns those words into lies.

I will never understand why people get so upset at things I don’t even remember saying.

You know your getting old when your friends start getting pregnant on purpose.

I wont be impressed by technology until I can download food.