Funny Status Ideas

1+1=3...If you don't use a condom

Santa's creepiness factor would rise dramatically if he laughed instead with a "hee, hee, hee."

Tim Tebow has come from behind more than Tiger Woods at the Orlando Hooter's Christmas party.

They should make condoms that change color when they come in contact with STDs

If you're drinking by yourself but you are also on Facebook, it's not really drinking alone right?

I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.

I'm actually glad my boyfriend dumped me. Now, I'm hooking up with 2 guys... Ben & Jerry.