Funny Status Ideas

Tim Tebow is the most talked about white Bronco since the OJ chase.

I'm not lazy, I’m energy efficient.

Colonel Sanders is your typical male. All he's concerned with is legs, breasts and thighs.

I don't know whats more awkward, answering Dora, or sitting in silence while she stares at you.

Yes officer, I did see the speed limit sign. I just didn't see YOU

There are a lot of special women in my life, but Betty Crocker takes the cake.

Behind every successful man, stands a surprised mother in law.