Funny Status Ideas

It's official, the war in Iraq is over. Kind of reminds me of the show LOST. It ended, but no one knows what the hell it was all about.

I let my imagination run wild! That way at least some part of me gets some exercise.

Time to start practicing that fake enthusiasm for when you get a present you didn’t want.

You know it was an awesome party when you can't figure out why there's a footprint on your ceiling.

When you eat the entire frozen pizza by yourself, the slogan changes to “It’s not delivery, it’s depression.”

I almost got raped in jail... My family takes monopoly way to serious

My body is a work of art. Picasso was an artist, right?