Funny Status Ideas

What if those people on Hoarders saw too many Pixar movies and are just scared to throw inanimate objects away?

I bet crocodiles are pissed off that "crocs" no longer stands for "gigantic vicious reptiles," but now means "crappy shoe."

There are two kinds of people I don't trust. Schizophrenics.

After a night of drinking, there is only one thing I can't stand, and that's up.

2011, a year where an NFL lockout lasts longer than a Kardashian wedding.

Trying to look like I'm interested in what someone is saying is often the most strenuous thing I do all day.

The only person whose trouble are behind them is the school bus driver.