Funny Status Ideas

In the future, teens will look at pictures of crazy trend setters like Lady Gaga, think we all dressed like that, and wonder what we were thinking...

Some day you'll go far. And with any luck, you'll stay there.

I used to eat a lot of natural foods. Then I realized people die of natural causes...

This status is brought to you by Paperclips, the staple for people with commitment issues.

If you’re still writing 2011 on checks, try on line banking like the rest of the world.

The soundtrack in Hell is the Glee version of your favorite song.

My co-worker asked me what is the name of the show where they go fishing and catch all the crabs. I told her it was "Jersey Shore".