Funny Status Ideas

The best way to communicate with a fish is to drop it a line.

When people ask me what's the one thing I'd bring to a deserted island is, I think its pretty obvious. A boat...

I'm gonna start a band called "free beer" so that when people see a sign that says free beer @9pm everyone will be there.

The only people who really love change are wet babies.

When I really need a good laugh, I just imagine Edward Scissorhands attempting to eat crab legs.

Romeo and Juliet is just another example of why communication is so crucial in a relationship.

When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the fire department usually uses water.