Funny Status Ideas

Karma is actually really nice you just have to get to know her.

I hate when people come to MY house, knock on MY door, and then give me the "why aren't you wearing pants" look.

She plays hard to get, I play hard to get rid of.

Thank God Beyonce had her baby and can go back to work. For the past 6 months that family's had to live entirely on Jay-Z's salary.

My Grandpa confused the term "butt dial" w/ "booty call." I almost fainted when he said "I booty called your mother last night."

A fun way to creep someone out is to take their Facebook profile picture and make it your Facebook profile picture.

I liked dubstep when it was called starting your dial-up modem.