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#1823
I don't think I will ever reach an age where I can use a stud finder and not point it at myself and say "found one!"
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#1822
An eye for an eye leaves the whole world wearing cool eye-patches.
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#1821
Isn't saying this issue is "the sex issue" a little redundant, Cosmo?
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#1820
We live in a world where losing your iPhone is more dramatic than losing your virginity.
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#1819
You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
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#1818
Today, I'm going to give it my some.
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#1817
Marriage is saying "let me slip into something a bit more comfortable," and returning wearing sweatpants and a hoodie.
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