Funny Status Ideas

"I" before "e" except after "Old MacDonald had a farm"

I hate waiting in lines. I wish this lady would hurry up and pick a suspect already.

I wish my friends thought I was as awesome as my dog thinks I am.

How has sound technology come so far & yet the McDonald's drive-thru still sounds like someone is farting into a walkie-talkie.

Your head is always over your heels.

If you think about it, James Earl Jones and Morgan Freeman tickling each other would pretty much be the greatest thing ever.

If you're not paying attention during class, raise your hand, the teacher will never call on you.