Funny Status Ideas

Those of you who complain constantly about Facebook but never log off must be tons of fun at parties.

I can't wait for the day when I can say, "Remember Facebook?

I'm sorry ma'am, but we can't file a missing persons report until Waldo's been gone for 48 hours.

The older the Facebook post, the creepier your "like" becomes.

My alarm clock probably thinks I have anger-management issues.

Stop Sopa or all tweets will go █████████ but ██████████ ████████████ with ██████ █████ or ███████ ███████ & ███████ for ███████

'I live life on the edge.' - Humpty Dumpty