Funny Status Ideas

Thanks to Facebook's "People I May Know" section, I get a constant reminder of "People I Want Nothing To Do With."

Men are like Facebook, once you get to know them, they change again.

According to this height / weight chart, I'm too short.

Are we listening to Dubstep or is this cd skipping?

Still no cure for natural causes.

I kept telling my mom I was going to fail my test. She told me if I had an attitude like that I would! And well, she was right, but the again, so was I.

Dora is multilingual at age four. You'd think she could find the f'ing tree herself