Funny Status Ideas

I miss newspapers. It's weird hitting a dog on the nose with an iPad.

Don’t argue with an idiot, people watching may not be able to tell the difference.

There is a fine line between “hobby” and “mental illness.”

Only in America… do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

If your significant other claims they never looks at your Facebook profile, change your status to ‘Single’ and wait for 5 minutes.

Facebook would be perfect if it could de-friend your ex from all of your friends when the relationship ended.

Raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies are the main reason i have trust issues.