Funny Status Ideas

The best person to get thrown in jail with would have to be the Kool-Aid Man.

Can you just keep putting cheese on this salad until it becomes a pizza?

I got a dig bick. You this read wrong. You read that wrong too.

I had a very confusing time when I tried to buy a Wii in France.

My computer's desktop could be on Hoarders.

My friends bet me a 50 bucks I wouldn't take five Viagra tabs at once. I thought, ''How hard can it be?''

An optimist is someone who just doesn't have much experience.