Funny Status Ideas

Wishing your pet could talk is fun until you realize all the things you've done in front of it.

The number of times you've found a hair in your food is not nearly as scary as the number of times you haven't.

I am still wondering, when exactly do I become an adult?

I hate people that ask questions even though they already know the answer.. Teachers are the worst.

Why do all my Prince Charming's turn into Prince Charmins?

Whenever someone tells me I'm stupid I tell them it's pronounced "stupendous".

Evidently, my admirers are all secret.