Funny Status Ideas

Just a hunch, but I don't think Obama's gonna be using that "change" platform this time around.

Sometimes I use raw toast instead of bread to make sandwiches.

Wherever you pause in a movie, the actor's face will always look stupid.

Studying is a lot like picking up dog crap...No one likes to do it, but it has to be done

Everyone is an animal lover. It just depends if you like your animals alive, or on your plate.

What I hate most about Twitter: finishing a good tweet, having -1 characters left, and then having to decide which grammar crime to commi

Just got back from a good mates funeral. He died after being struck on the head by a tennis ball. It was a lovely service.