Funny Status Ideas

Being in the Friend Zone is like an employer turning you down for a job, then calling regularly, complaining about the person they hired.

Do dogs in Mexico speak Espaniel?

A truck loaded with Vicks Vapor Rub overturned on I-75 in Atlanta. Amazingly, there was no congestion for eight hours.

No matter the scale, every figure of Ant-Man is life-size.

Anyone who says their wedding day was the best day of their life, has obviously never had 2 candy bars fall down at once from a vending machine.

They should give the girls who don’t get a rose on The Bachelor a cat.

The fact that dishwashers also clean themselves is rarely appreciated.