Funny Status Ideas

What doesn't kill you makes you smaller. -Mario

Kodak Film company files for bankruptcy. More details to comes as the story develops.

In hindsight, Carnival cruise lines probably regrets not doing a background check on Captain Morgan.

100 calorie packs aren't so bad if you have 3 or 4 of them.

Work through lunch? I don't even work through work.

Olive Garden says "When you're here, you're family." What a load of bull. Not one waiter has came up to me, drunk, saying I'll never amount to anything.

When I was a kid, my father convinced me that the ice cream truck only played music when it was sold out....Well played Dad, well played.