Funny Status Ideas

Dear Snookie: So, you're bright orange and love lasagna? Really original... Sincerely, Garfield

I imagine when Newt Gingrich goes to the hair salon, he shows the stylist a photo of a Lego person and says, "Can you give me this?"

With the advent of Twitter and Facebook, we have entered the Too-Much-Information Age.

Somebody told me to "put my money where my mouth is". That sounds like a great way to catch a virus.

My therapist keeps recommending other therapists.

Headbanging is even more fun when it's someone else's.

People who say “I can’t complain” simply aren’t trying hard enough.