Funny Status Ideas

Beware when taking a magician's exam; the test is loaded with trick questions.

Generalizing works for most people.

The police want to interview me. Strange, I didn't even apply for a job.

They called it "Facebook" because "I Wonder What My Ex Is Up To?" seemed a little too creepy.

I'm sorry previews, but "best movie of the year" means nothing to me in January.

I never thought I would be one of those people to get into eating healthy and working out everyday. I was right.

Under SOPA, you could get 5 years for uploading a Michael Jackson song. One year more than the doctor who killed him.