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#1949
My wife says I never take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the gas station.
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#1948
Whats brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr Dre.
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#1947
I really don't like annoying people. Except for my girlfriend, I could annoy her all day long
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#1946
Photoshop has made online dating like eating at Denny's: what you order bears no resemblance to what the photo looked like on the menu.
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#1945
Project Runway star Tim Gunn said that he hasn’t had sex in 29 years. I had no idea he was married.
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#1944
Cats make great pets, out of their owners...
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#1943
If something were better than the leading brand, then it would be the leading brand.
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