Funny Status Ideas

I've started investing in stocks. Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable..... One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.

People needs to stop putting flyers in my car. I don’t want to see a band called “Parking Violation” at the “Courthouse” next Thursday.

My friend is addicted to interventions. We have no idea how to help him...

Talent shows like Britain's got talent become much more disturbing when you realize that it's just 4 rich people dangling money in front of poor people and telling them to dance for their entertainment.

Using your laptop to charge your phone is like performing a blood transfusion for electronics.

A human with robotic limbs is amazing, but a robot with human limbs is absolutely terrifying.

Obesity has gotten so bad in this county that 3 out of 5 people has become 2 people