Funny Status Ideas

I've been repeating the same mistakes in life for so long now I may as well call them traditions.

Some days you just have to fill the tub with Skittles and pretend to be Godzilla in a ball pit.

I don't know anyone's phone number anymore. Once it gets entered in to my phone, it just becomes your name.

Thought that was a test of the Emergency Broadcast System. Turns out it was dubstep.

When all else fails, admit I was right.

A lot of children think their parents are all no-ing.

If people actually became dinosaurs when they aged, no one would complain about getting older.