Funny Status Ideas

I bet the YMCA dance is a lot harder to do in Chinese

My sink looks like I am playing Jenga with dishes.

Sure you can follow your heart... just don't forget to take your brain with you.

Can everyone start saying salad is really bad for me so I can start craving it?

Getting a group of friends to pick a place to eat is like a game of 20 questions where no one knows the answer.

Through Facebook profile pictures I learned that many of the idiots I went to school with have morphed into a car.

I wish my cat would stop thinking outside the box