Funny Status Ideas

Nobody sleeps more soundly than a cartoon sheriff with a ring of keys hanging from his pocket.

If we're not supposed to eat late, then why is there a light in the fridge?

You know you're getting older when your bra size is a 36 Long.

I'm going to spend this valentines day with my ex... BOX360

Amish dancers do the Acoustic Slide.

If I was a teacher I would give a scantron test with all the answers being A... just to freak kids out.

I've recently stopped using products that are tested on animals. My dog hasn't had a meal in 2 days.