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#2047
I'm secretly recording all of my classes this week and I'm going to sell them on Etsy as a natural sleep aid.
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#2046
Energy saving light bulbs are great for when you want to turn on the lights but continue standing in the dark a few more minutes.
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#2045
My chiropractor said I needed a posture alignment but I think she was just pulling my leg.
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#2044
I don't care who let the cat out of the bag. I'd like to know who got a cat INTO a bag, ever.
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#2043
Going to McDonalds for salad is like going to a prostitute for a hug.
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#2042
I can see my breath today. Which means it's either cold out here or I need a better mouthwash.
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#2041
I wish I was the person my dog thinks I am.
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