Funny Status Ideas

What would happen to Pinocchio's nose if he said, "My nose will now grow"?

We're all so mature until a friend comes along with bubble wrap.

All you ever need to know about the difference between men and women is that women can and do describe shoes as "fun."

Don't yell at your kids. Lean in and whisper. It's much scarier.

Why is it alcohol can kill brain cells but, not fat cells?

Some of you people would be better off on a site called TwoFacedBook instead.

Parents tell you not to talk to strangers but encourage you to make friends.