Funny Status Ideas

Dear math, I don't want to solve your problems. I have my own to solve.

Are people that work at the post office "mail escorts"?

It's "before" not "B4". You speak English, not BINGO.

Santa has elves. America has China.

I am undefeated in the arguments I have with people in my head.

I hope Snooki doesn't have problems belivering her baby. She'd hate to hear the doctor say "we have a little Situation here".

Why don't moonbounces for adults exist?