Funny Status Ideas

I see those penis enlargment pills are working, your're a bigger d*ck today than you were yesterday!

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Be careful saying a woman's place is in the kitchen. That's where the knives are kept.

I like working out as much as the next guy. He hates it too.

Rick Astley HATES lent.

I'm all about sharing the road with other drivers, as long as they use the part behind me.

Why do people put designs on toilet paper. its not like someones going to wipe their butt & be like" oh my god a flower"