Funny Status Ideas

Lesbianism is proof that size doesn't matter!

If my job application was an accurate depiction of me, I'd be one amazing individual.

Snooki's pregnant? But she's always been so responsible...

Before you marry a lawyer, remember you're about to marry someone who's been professionally trained to argue.

I was driving myself crazy trying to remember Rihanna's ex boyfriend's name. Then it hit me.

If you want my opinion you'll have to ask my wife for it.

Why do dogs always think the knock at the door is for them?