Funny Status Ideas

I miss when the most stressful thing about my day was Gargamel.

I don't have any "driving the speed limit" music.

You graduated from the "streets"? That must look wonderful on a job application.

I decorated my bedroom to look like a classroom so I can fall asleep faster

I bought the required textbook for class, but that was only after I found out the final exam was open book.

The tribal tattoo is the male version of a tramp stamp.

I like you. People say I’ve no taste, but I like you.