Funny Status Ideas

The "check engine" light came on, so I did. Yep. Still there.

People say nails on a chalkboard is the worst sound ever... I think it's the alarm clock in the morning.

When I was 17 I thought my parents were the stupidest people in the world. At 21 I was amazed at how much they had learned in 4 years.

I'd offer moral support, but I have questionable morals.

Remember when we were kids and we were in such a rush to grow up and become adults? Boy, was that stupid.

I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger, and then it hit me.

Why are kids obese? Maybe because burgers are $.99 & salads are $4.99.